#List of every pop tart flavor for free#
Place of Purchase: Sent to me by Kellogg’s for free (I’m NOT thanking them for this. Red Velvet Pop Tart And yes, even the red velvet cake has made it to the Pop Tart plant this cake that has lured many foodies into having a second and third helping of dessert. Are they better in the toaster? Depends, do you prefer hot garbage or cold garbage? Kelloggs produces some flavors for a short time every year, to coincide with seasonal or holiday events.Do they make your breath stink? Yes, after you vomit.Cookies & Creme Pop-Tart basically an Oreo for your toaster. I think these sound good. Ok, Mister E. Brown Sugar Cinnamon Pop-Tart the classic everyone seems to love.In summary, the first ever savory Pop-Tart sucks, and Mister E can go straight to hell. The only thing I can think of us is “garlic bread.” 4.14 Walmart 4.19 Instacart 2.99 Target S’mores Pop-Tarts take the top spot on this list because, in addition to being delicious, they are the most like the edible item they claim to emulate. I personally doubt they’d go that route, and I can’t really say definitively that I taste much cheese. At first I was inclined to say pizza, but there’s no actual cheese ingredients here so the cheese would have to be hidden in the “natural and artificial flavors” part of the ingredient list. We know garlic and onion and salt for sure. They already have our money might as well take our dignity too. So the only thing left to do with these dreadful things is try and correctly guess what the flavor is and maybe win…oh I don’t know, a Chinese finger trap? I’m sure they’re going to punk us on the prizes too.
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